did she get a haircut
no she’s not in uniform
Is that a new bow?
it’s a nose job
I’m craving banana cream pie
I’m allergic to bananas.
seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid
I think I found my new favorite celebrity.
- Tumblr app: I'm done loading
- Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
- Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
*reblogs post before i finish reading it* wait shit i don’t agree with that
- Nintendo releases the Wii U with hardly any first party games
- They take their time to develop them
- Microsoft and Playstation showing off consoles with no games
- Nintendo waiting for both companies to flop at E3
- Nintendo suddenly drops a megaton amount of first party games for the Wii U
- Everybody flocks to it because the other consoles have a higher price point and less games to offer
- Iwata’s face when everything worked out according to plan
this will never stop being relevant
Travis said this exact thing like yesterday.
do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
“If I lose my magic, that means I’ve lost absolutely everything”
Animal Style Fries & 3x3 Cheeseburger @ In-N-Out Burger
this month’s horoscopes
ARIES: oh god, you’re still here. oh, god. you’re still here. oh. OH, GOD
TAURUS: storms under the skin; pale, watery milk; drippings
GEMINI: now is the time to be afraid. now is the time to set each endless house on fire
CANCER: please. please….
uhm I’m a libra anD MY ROOM HAS BEEN INVADED BY ANTS THIS MONTH???